By Flying LlamaFish

Time Travel... Proven

Time travel exists.

Everyone has heard of the premise of time travel. Hollywood has drilled the visual into our heads... Some eccentric scientist builds a time traveling machine. You step into the futuristic looking device and either travel back in time or into the future.

Although some scientists have theorized the possibilities of time travel, most of us just think of it as an interesting piece of science fiction. Time travel is merely perceived as fun conversation. But contrary to popular belief, time travel is more than science fiction. It is reality.

You may be wondering how I know this. I am not best friends with a brilliant scientist. Nor did I come across some top-secret government facility. I didn’t uncover some extremely complex equation that proves the existence of time travel. I made this incredible discovery by chance. I know it is hard to believe, but I have proof that time travel exists. Let me explain…

Today started out just like any other day. I awoke to the sound of my pet sea otter humming a familiar sea shanty. I slowly got out of bed and made my way to the computer. I checked my electronic mail. Everything seemed normal until I stumbled onto a most peculiar e-mail.

Peculiar E-mail

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Peculiar E-mail

On this very day, I have received an e-mail from the future! The e-mail was sent on November 5th, 2037.The sender appears to be my future child, as his/her name is “YourBaby.” In the e-mail, my future offspring offers complimentary baby formula and diapers. I am unsure of what the significance of this is. Maybe my future child wants me to inform mankind that the human legacy will still live on in 21 years. Or more likely, my future kid is warning us all of the great diaper and baby formula famine to come in the next 20 or so years.

It seems that I have uncovered a link to the greatest mystery on earth; the future of mankind. I shall put forth great thought into how I will respond to my unborn child. I will find out all I can and I will share it with the world.

I know very little at this time and I am just trying to take it all in. One thing is for certain, a great future awaits us. All you doomsayers can now sleep easy. The world is not about to end. In fact, it is going to continue to grow and prosper. I look forward to an era in which newborn babies are sending e-mails to the past. I will inform you all of any new developments.